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pleasant-tomorrow:

Now, uh, it looks like Ms. Onassis is approaching the bar. This will be her first attempt. What a competitor. She’s got a lot of drive - it runs in the family, you know. 

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Robots

comedycentral:

South Park Season 16 Makes a Splash This Wednesday with Reverse Cowgirl
This Wednesday at 10/9c South Park returns with its sixteenth(!) season premiere. It’s called Reverse Cowgirl and finds tragedy striking the town after one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up. Naturally, the TSA steps in to prevent any further catastrophes.
Click the image to watch a preview.

get out mans are taking a crap
 

comedycentral:

South Park Season 16 Makes a Splash This Wednesday with Reverse Cowgirl

This Wednesday at 10/9c South Park returns with its sixteenth(!) season premiere. It’s called Reverse Cowgirl and finds tragedy striking the town after one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up. Naturally, the TSA steps in to prevent any further catastrophes.

Click the image to watch a preview.

get out mans are taking a crap


 

comedycentral:

Alright, sir- I just need to check inside your asshole. -Roshanda #southpark (Taken with instagram)

comedycentral:

Alright, sir- I just need to check inside your asshole. -Roshanda #southpark (Taken with instagram)